- Teacher: What do ovaries do?
- Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
- Teacher: Wat
- Class: Wat
- Me: ...I mean make eggs
Best friends…
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
…And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
…And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.
